"RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
09/10/2014 at 11:11 • Filed to: Oppo Rescue
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"RyanFrew" (ryanfrew)
09/10/2014 at 11:11 • Filed to: Oppo Rescue | 1
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So, I've never been to a bachelor party before, and was chosen as best man all of a sudden. Don't have a clue what I'm doing. Pretty much everything is in order - Indians game, dinner, barhopping, casino. I've got just two challenges remaining:
We are at the hotel from 3 - 6 with nothing to do, so ideas are welcome on that front
It'll be a fun night out, but there's nothing that screams "Bachelor Party". I'm looking from something funny to do to him to make it feel like his night and make him feel like a jackass at the same time.
Help me, Oppo!
Sn210
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:13 |
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Scotch and cigars at the hotel?
Sam
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:15 |
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There's always the classic:
STRIPPERS!!!!!!
nucciOMG
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:15 |
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Obvious answer- strippers. Sure they're cliché but it's fun, and almost a bonding experience. Something you can't talk about- is something you'll remember.
Edit: And get more then 1 stripper BTW.
StingrayJake
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:16 |
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Having been on the receiving end of a "bachelor party" a little over a month ago, might I make one small suggestion. DO NOT get him blackout drunk the night before the wedding. If it's weeks or months before, go for it. Don't do it the night before. That is all.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> nucciOMG
09/10/2014 at 11:17 |
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OBVIOUS ANSWER IS OBVIOUS.
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RyanFrew
> StingrayJake
09/10/2014 at 11:17 |
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This is the night before the rehearsal. I think there's a story here and I think it should be shared.
Where have all the lightweights gone?
> Sn210
09/10/2014 at 11:18 |
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This sounds like a great idea. What better excuse is there to buy the bottle of scotch you've always wanted to try but didn't have the occasion for it?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:18 |
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Floatie-based drunken naval warfare in the hotel pool? TPing other hotels?
CalzoneGolem
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:19 |
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Some guy on Oppo bought a cheap volvo and they went and thrashed it in the desert.
EDIT : http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/bachelor-party…
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:24 |
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see if there are any go-cart places. The place near me i think is close to 30 mph and give you racing suits and helmets.
oneavejoe
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:27 |
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Carting. Did it for my wife's brother-in-law. Then drinking.
JeffFurbs
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:29 |
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Do you have any nearby karting tracks? We did F1 boston for a friends bachelor party and it was a blast
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StingrayJake
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:31 |
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Not really. Best man kept handing me shots and shouting drink. I vaguely remember walking back to the parking garage (this was in a bar district in a college town) but not much after that. I'm told I bragged about my sexual prowess, would go from laughing maniacally to crying in an instant, constantly apologized for being smashed, and finally lost the contents of my stomach 3 or 4 times.
I was hungover as fuck the next morning and just generally didn't appreciate everybody I know asking if I was nervous yet (I wasn't).
crowmolly
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:34 |
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Shooting can be fun. Shittiest person buys the first round of beers afterward.
Here's a place not too far from the stadium: http://stonewallrange.com
Reviews say they might be rude. I dunno, I don't live in OH.
multiple wheels for each day of the week
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:37 |
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Hookers and BLOW ... ok really strippers cigars and a NICE BOTTLE ... Johnny Walker BLUE. We did 2 at the night before the wedding . 8 guys the bottle does not go far.
Rock Bottom
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:45 |
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It's important to tailor the party to the crowd you expect. And don't hold back just because the father of the bride or groom is there. More often than not, the old guys are WAY worse than the young ones! If it's a tame crew, start with something like whirlyball and move on to a bar with hot waitresses or bartenders (make sure they know it's a bachelor party and they'll usually take care of you). If it's a rowdy bunch, get a limo for the night, suit-up, and hit every strip-club within reach. Again, make sure the limo driver knows what's going on and they'll usually take care of you. Unless the driver is a Jezabell reader, in which case your entire night is fucked. If the crew is young (read: under 21) then maybe try a bonfire and horseshoes or corn-hole approach with a stripper show?
The best bachelor party I went to (out of a dozen or so) involved a Hummer limo in LA, ten drunk Mexicans, and every strip club and "risque" bar in Hollywood (and a couple in Inglewood too). By the end of the night the groom had knocked out a bouncer at one club, one of the other groom's men had sex with a stripper in the limo (glittery body powder everywhere), and we got a bartender fired for starting a fire (oh the irony). It took until about 5:00 pm the next day to find everyone. It was a shit show!
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> JeffFurbs
09/10/2014 at 11:45 |
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haha thats exactly the place I was talking about
XJDano
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:48 |
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I'm in the same boat. Brother's wedding is next May. I had mine 4 years ago and he was a shitty best man. Wife wanted wedding date on St.Patric's Day, and brother shows up to the wedding venue drunk & loud. Ended up trying to hit on the maid of honor who was married.
My bachelor party was going to a small restaurant, most my uncle's came out, and pretty lame.
I think we'll go golfing a least. Maybe a few drinks. I need to get a list he wants to invite.
My wife promised to get shit faced for his reception.
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 11:54 |
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As best man, at some point strippers are your responsibility to provide. Nothing can make a man feel more like a jackass after the fact than a stripper!
E92M3
> RyanFrew
09/10/2014 at 12:33 |
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There's always the "take him to strip club option". If you tell them it's a bachelor party they will likely get him on stage for a personal lap dance followed by an act of embarrassment. Usually they blindfold the guy halfway thru and give him a wedgie, or take his shirt of and write funy stuff on him with a marker.
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Sn210
> Where have all the lightweights gone?
09/10/2014 at 12:34 |
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exactly! Plus, it's classy as fuck.
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JeffFurbs
> OPPOsaurus WRX
09/10/2014 at 14:19 |
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That place is awesome! I was fortunate enough to try both the outdoor and indoor track. Have you been to both?
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OPPOsaurus WRX
> JeffFurbs
09/10/2014 at 14:57 |
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nope just the indoor with the hairpin turn going down the hill in the back.